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| We live in a Nation - Incredible India Posted: 12 Jun 2010 02:46 AM PDT · where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance & police, · Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 11.5%, · Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but sim card is free, · Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity, · Where the footwear, we wear ,are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath, · Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous, · Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon. · Where people are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labour from a newspaper and say,"yaar bachhon se kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye chhotu 2 chaii laao....."  |
| munnabhai Tappori programmer poem - software engineer kavita Posted: 11 Jun 2010 04:50 AM PDT Here is a fresh new funny poem for SOFTWARE PROGRAMMERS. Title : Tappori s/w Engg SONG appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum... saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai... copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!! fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko? are kaiko ? arre kaiko re? fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila..... ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!! saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ...... computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!! din bhar appun computer ke aagge... koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi... Boss bola kya be munna saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya ...!!! ye munnabhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...!!! (fir ...? fir kya huwa..?) fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya... form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya...!!! lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya ......!!! par module me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya ....!!! appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali... aapun ke coding ki poori waat laga di.... appun udharich khadaa thaa... par appun kuch nahi bola... kaiko bolega? kaiko...? saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne bugs... par appun ek aansu nahi roya... kaiko royega...? kaiko..? saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!! agale din se phir wohi life chalu... wohi mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments... saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya... log samze mail server down hoyega... bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega...!!! training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai... haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai... (phir ...? phir kya huwa..?) fir ...? fir kya...? fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila...!!! shaappak... saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ....... computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!  |
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