Friday, July 9, 2010

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lollu sms:.

Posted: 10 Jul 2010 03:11 AM PDT

lollu sms:. enna unnumai elliya unga brian mathiri.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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smile is a language of love,sm

Posted: 10 Jul 2010 03:03 AM PDT

smile is a language of love,smile is way to succes, smile is to win the hearts, sooo smile to take love
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lollu sms:

Posted: 10 Jul 2010 03:03 AM PDT

lollu sms: enna unnumai elliya unga brian mathiri.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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time is like a river - u can n

Posted: 10 Jul 2010 02:51 AM PDT

time is like a river - u can not touch the same water twice. the moment that passed will never pass again.so enjoy the flow of life and make best of use it.....
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kuch na kahkar bhi sab kuch ka

Posted: 10 Jul 2010 02:48 AM PDT

kuch na kahkar bhi sab kuch kah dena aankhon ki adat he ---
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orey andhra lanjaa kodukulara.

Posted: 10 Jul 2010 02:10 AM PDT

orey andhra lanjaa kodukulara.....
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Maine apko phone kiya to NETWO

Posted: 10 Jul 2010 02:09 AM PDT

Maine apko phone kiya to NETWORK bola MURKHOk dunia me apka swagat hai Aap jis se sampark karna chahate hai uska DIMAG COVERAGE AREA se bahar hai...
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10JULY:Viprit Paristhiti Ka Sa

Posted: 10 Jul 2010 01:13 AM PDT

10JULY:Viprit Paristhiti Ka Samna Karke Hi Hum Anubhavi Bante Hai or Anubhavi Vyakti Hi Her Paristhiti Ko Sahaj Paar Ker Sakta Hai OM SHANTI
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akshay kumar

Posted: 10 Jul 2010 12:19 AM PDT

WELCOME TO MY MEGIC MSG MS

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 11:50 PM PDT

WELCOME TO MY MEGIC MSG MSG KO SAND KARNE KE LIYE APNE MOB. ME TYPE KARE & SAND KARE 9827064268 chrg.(tollfree) MY WEBSITES www.durgeshdansena.blogspot.com Boy-i love u;Do u love me.? Girl-apni surat dekhi he.? isse accha to main suicide kar lu. Boy-kamini mar jayegi,par kisi garib k kaam nahi aayegi Socha tha har mod pe Ap ko SMS karenge parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr parr par par par kya kare kambakt sadak Hum apne aap par gurrur nahi karte,kisi ko dosti karne ke liye majbur nahi karte.Magar jise ek bar dil me bsa le,marte dam tak use dil se dur nahi karte. Harbhajan ne apni biwi se pucha,"Kya me tumhara pehla pyar hu ?" To uski biwi boli "Kar di na sardar wali bat. Spinar ko kabhi opening milti hai kya.! Ankho me nasa diya karte hai hum.sabki neende chura liya karte hai hum.ab se jb-jb palke jhapkenge aap samjh lena tab-tab yaad kiya krte hai hum.GOOD NIGHT Agar apki duniya asman hai to sitare ap k dost honge, Us sitaro me hame mat dudana kyoki apki muraden puri karane wale tutate tare ham honge. (G.N.) Ankho me nasa diya karte hai hum.sabki neende chura liya karte hai hum.ab se jb-jb palke jhapkenge aap samjh lena tab-tab yaad kiya krte hai hum.GOOD NIGHT jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge par dost tumhe badnaam na hone denge MURGA TO MURGI. I love u jaan.. Main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon.. MURGI: Haye Allah sachi.. MURGA: Haan.. MURGI: Chal phir aaj anda tu de de.:-):-D KUCH LOG DOSTO KO RULA DETE HAI. DOSTI KITNI ANMOL H BHULA DETE HAI. DOSTI NIBHANA TO GULABO SE SIKHO, JO KHUD TUT KAR 2 DILO KO MILA DETE HAI... LoveVILLA Sachi hai dosti aazma k dekhlo, Karke yakin mujpe kuch farma k dekhlo, Badalta nahi sona apna rang kabi Chahe jitna marzi aag me jalake dekhlo. Mere Dil Me khush Rehne ki Dua Aaye,Aap jaha B Rahe sari khushiya paye.Agar meri yaad Aapko kabhi Rulaye,To rab kare Aapko meri yaad kabhi na aaye..gn 11 - po.-1 15 - PO.-2 20 - Soci.-1 25 - soci.-2 29.03 - Hi Lang. 01.04 - En Lang. 06 - Hi LITE. - 1 10 - Hi LITE.- 2 Aap dur ho lekin ye ehsas hota hai , koi har wakt dil ke pass hota hai, yaad to sabki aati hai , magar aapki yaad ka andaaz kuch khas hota hai. Good Night Kabhi na chuka sako wo loan hai hum, jo hamesha bajti rahe wo tone hai hum,ab to pehchan gye honge k koun hai hum,SMS ki duniya k no 1 DON hai hum. Kash khusiyon ki koi dukan hoti jaha meri pahchan hoti To apke lia khusiyon ka khazana bana deta Chahe uski kimat meri jaan hoti. kadam kadam par prit ki bahar mile,sari umar jindagi ka pyar mile,khilti rahe tamanna fulo ki tarah,khuda kare 14feb ko apko apke velentin ka pyar mile. KAL HO "AAJ" JAISA, MAHAL HO "TAJ" JAISA, PHOOL HO "GULAB" JAISA, AUR ZINDAGI K HAR KADAM PE "DOST" ho to aap jaisa... HAPPY VALENTINE DAY Koi kahata hai pyar nasha ban jata hai,koi kahata hai pyar saja ban jata hai,par pyar karo sache dil se pyar jine ki wajah ban jata hai.Happy valentine day Are yaar tumhe kuchha batana hai. Tum bura to nahi manoge. Bahut dino se batana chahta tha lekin mujhe laga ki tum meri baat par viswas nahi karoge lekin mera dil nahi mana. Ab o baat bata raha hu lekin tumhe bhagwan ki kasam hai ki tum kisi ko ye baat nahi bataoge tum par bharosa kar ke ye baat bata raha hu kyo ki ye bahut raaz ki baat hai wo baat ye hai ki "GANGADHAR" he "SHAKTIMAAN" hai. Kisi ko mat batana. Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.Just ans me i m Waiting Hai dear Mai Aapse Ek Baat Kehna Chahta Hun. Ye Baat Kai Dino Se Mere Dil Me Thi. Par mai Darta Tha Ki kahin Tum bura Na maan Jao. Par ab Mujhe Koi Parwah Nahi, Chahe Tumhe Achchha Lage ya Bura Lage, Lekin Kisi se Kehna Mat. Khair Ab mujhe Plz Plz Plz Plz Batao Ki 'HUM CHLOR-MINT KYUN KHATE HAI. JAWAB DENA Aaj main aapko Love ka fullform batata hu L=Loss Of Money O= Out Of Mind V=Vaste Of time E= End Of Life 2ND IS L=Leake of tears आसुओँ का झीलO=Ocean of pain दर्द का सागरV=Vaily of death मौत की घाटीE=End of life जीवन का अन्त To only dosti No pyarrrrrr........! Doctor mariz ke pichhe bhag raha tha. logo ne puchha kya hua? Doctor: 4 bar se sala NASBANDI karane aata hai aur baal saaf karwa ke bhag jata hai. Is zamane se bahut alag ho AAP, Woh khuskismat hai jiske paas ho AAP, Hamare liye woh waqt hi haseen hai, Jab hume yaad kar thoda se muskura lete ho AAP. Gn Milti nahi najar to pyar nahi hoti, jhukti nahi najar to ejhar nahi hoti. Aaj kisi 2 sachche premiyo ka tuta hai dil, warna fev ke mahine me barsat na hoti.. Aasman Se Tapka To Baarish Ban Gaya.Aankho Se Tapka To Aansu Ban Gaya.Ye BOOND Bhi Ajib Chiz Hai Dost. LAND SE TAPKA TO PARIVAAR BAN GAYA....!!GN. Bahot Dino Se Thi Aasman Ki Sajish, Aj Puri Ho Gai Hai Unki Khwaish. Bhig Lo Is Mausam Me. Mubarak Ho apko 2010 Ki Ye pahli BARISH ! Maa-Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kese Aa Gye Santa-Machhar Mara to Teacher Ne Chhutti Dedi Maa-Aisa Kyu? Santa-Machar Teacher K Gaal Pr Betha Tha. "GOOD MORNING" Lamhe ye suhane sath ho na ho, Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, Apki "DOSTI" hamesa iss dil me rahegi, chahe puri umar mulaqat ho na ho. "GOOD MORNING" Bhiga sa lagta hai aalam tumhe..Bhigi si lagti hai subah tumhe...Bhiga lag raha hai sara Jaha aaj tumhe....Uth ja yaar chaddi me MooT diya hai tune..good morning Friendship is like an onion.which has many layer in it.it adds taste in ur life.but if u try to cut it ,u will have tears in ur eyes. Aaj BABA BALATKARI Ka B'day LandPur me Dhum Dham se mnega.BF Ki CD or SEX samgri B bati jayegi kisi ko Btana mt,SMS Khas RANDIBAZ BHAKTO ko hi Bheja ja rha h. G.m. Six aur sex me kya farq hai?Utha k maro to sixLita k maro to sex.Hath uper ho to six.tang uper ho to sex. Sidha bahar jae to six, sidha under jae to sex. Mariz-Dr. saheb mujhe kuchh dikhai nahi de rhaDr-Nars k kapde utarkr puchhta hai Ab dikhai de rha haiMariz-NahiDr-Madharchod fir lund kaise khada ho rha hai. Palbhar ki bhgi atanhai apko nasib na ho koi bhi gum apke karib na ho rab apki zindig me itni khuiya de ki apse badke koi khusnasib na ho i love you ram ji CHAND Dekhkar..Sitaare Bane! AASMAN Dekhkar..Baadal Bane! NADI Dekhkar..Kinaare Bane! Aur Aapke KARNAME Dekhkar..:-/ ? ? ? CONDOM ke Kaarkhane Bane!!;-) Mariz-Dr. saheb mujhe kuchh dikhai nahi de rha Dr-Nars k kapde utarkr puchhta hai Ab dikhai de rha hai Mariz-Nahi Dr-Madharchod fir lund kaise khada ho rha hai. College me1 Ladki ki Zip khuli hui thi. 1 Ladka pas jakar bola,"Miss aap apna TAJMAHAL ka darwaja band kijiye kyoki mera KUTUBMINAR hill raha hai". Six aur sex me kya farq hai? Utha k maro to six Lita k maro to sex. Hath uper ho to six.tang uper ho to sex. Sidha bahar jae to six, sidha under jae to sex. SEXTEL Network-Aap Jis "CHUT" Se Sampark Karna Chahte Hai Wo Is Waqt Aapka LUND Nahi Le Sakti.Is Root Ki Sabhi RANDIA Vyast Hain, Kripya MUTH Maar Le. Teri Yaad me Hum mar jayenge, Markar bhi Tera naam le jayenge, Khuda ko rishvat dekar Tujhe bhi upar bulayenge Phir dono Dost upar baithkar Kurkure Khayenge. Tamana Thi Uske Shalwar k Nara Kholne Ki Uske Bra k Huk Todne ki Uske Panty ki Elastik Chedne ki Par Dekho to Uski Bewafai Sali Nangi Hi Chali Ayi..! Jo mila ladkiyo ko mila,Hoth mile Chuswane K liye, chut mili Chudwane K liye, BooBs mile Dabwane K liye aur ladko ko kya mila, Ghanta ?Woh Bhi Hilaane k liye. Flowerful morning Colorful noon,joyful evening & Peaceful night,Be happy.Its going to be A fantastic day 4 U. *Good Morning* Chemistry ki class me teacher ne ek Ladki se pucha :- What is "NITRATE"? Ladki sharma k boli :- Sir, Night rate 2000/- aur hotel charge alag se. Agr Aap mUjhe sms nahi karoge to 21 din baad aap Lal,Pile,Hare,NiLe Ho jaoge.Ghabrao nahi 21din bAAd HoLi hai and i hope i am 1st wishing u HAAPY HOLI. Dimag ho to jawab do, nahi to sarm kar. Apke bhai ki chachi ki sas k bhai ki biwi ki saas k pti k jamai k pote ki ma ki nanad ka bhai apka kya lga? Garib Mariz:- Dr.Mere pass paise nahi hai, Aap mera ilaaz kar do to kabhi aapke kaam aaunga. Dr:- kya kaam karte ho? Mariz:-"KABAR KHODTA HUN" A lady lost her Panties in the park. She made her Dog smell her Pussy and to go and search for it. They Confused Dog came back with Dozens of Used Condoms! ,~~~,{((~_~))) ))) ((( ( . ) ( . ) ) . ( ( v ) \\ | // \\ | // jahaanpana tussi gr8 ho,maal bhej raha hun tohfa kubuul karo. Ldki Mere Pass Aai Mne Dekha Pkda Piche Se Khola Aur Dala Ladki Bahut Khush Hui Q K Wo Pehli Bar Dalva Rhi Thi Mobile Me "SIM CARD" www.dd@SMS.COM AKBAR ne apni begum ko surprise dene k liye apne niche k baal katwa liye,Aur raat ko chupke se so gaye. Nind me begum ne jab hath fera to boli-"BIRBAL TUM..!" Gaon ki gori badi hi bholi Bra utar k bed per soli ghagra utha k panty kholi Panty khol k mujhse boli nikal pichkari khele HOLI $HAPPY HOLI $ in edvonce. Dimagi kasarat- Apke bhai ki chachi ki sas k bhai ki biwi ki saas k pti k jamai k pote ki ma ki nanad ke pati k sasur ka beta apka kya lga? Ans mile to send me GADHE hai wo log jo 14feb ko prapose karte he..,meri mano.. 1st April ko prapose karo..man gayi to I LOVE U,gussa kiya to APRIL FUL!!what an IDEA sirji! Flowerful morning Colorful noon,joyful evening & Peaceful night,Be happy.Its going to be A fantastic day 4 U. *GOOD MORNING* & HAPPY VELENTIN DAY JA KARLE PYAR- Katrina 9913884165 Bipasha 9387871314 Deepika 9781161624 kareena 9721018370 valentine ka advnce gift hai ja aish kar "BHAI" hai tu apna.! Ishq ne kitno ko nikamma bana diya, Kisi ko salim kisi ko salma bana diya, Aap to ustad nikle janab, Padosi ki kutiya ko bhi 4 pillo ki Amma bana diya. Ek chuha Sharab k Drum me Gira aur Must ho k Nikla aur Soyi hui billi k Muh pe Dum Mar k Bola... "Billo Rani" kaho, To abi jaan de dun...! HSBND apne sasural me BIWI se-aaj sex ho jaye?Biwi-Nhi hum papa k ghar me hai? Hus:To MADARCHOD kya mere BAAP ka ghar Randikhana hai jo roz taiyaar ho jati hai. SAbhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata he ki 14feb ko mobile Band rakhe Q KI kuch shararti ladkiya rakhi sms kar sakti hai. Purush kalayan samiti dwra janhit me jari Aapko dekhkar ye nigah jhuk jayegi khamoshi har baat kah jayegi padh lena in ankhon me apen pyar ko aapki kasam saari kaynaat wahi ruk jaegi good night ram ji l love you jaan Satya VachaN- NaraD Uwach- "Naari-Naari mat kar bande, Naari narak ka dwar. Khush bhi hogi to kya degi.? Wahi Mal-Mutra ka dwar..!!! " NARAYAN NARAYAN..!! G.M. A Girl visit Doctor for urine test.By mistake her Report changes. Dr.tells her U R PREGNANT.. Girl Says,O God ! ab to GAJAR,MULI ka bhi bharosa nahi.Raha.. gn s ki ma chod do.Aap ki khusiyo se gand phat jaye.HAPPY NEW YEAR.Nav varsh ki phate tak badhaiya. ladke pe Ladki ne shushu kar diya, ladka bola- Ae chanchal shokh haseena ye kaisi nadani hai, LADKI boli aap jiske sapne dekhte hain ye usi Jheel ka pani hai. Agar Gandhigiri lagu ho to ladki k rape K bad kya hoga? Rape k baad ladki karwat badlegi or vinamrata se kahegiΔ=LO JI AGAR ABHI BHI KHADA HO TO"GAND HAZIR HAI" Rape case advocat ladki se:kya aap use janti hain ladki:Nahi colony ka nahi koi bahar ka tha advocate:kaise pata? ladki:kyoki colony me itna bada kisika nhi hai Phool murjhate acche nahi lagte ; Aap niche khujlate acche nahi lagte, Mausam accha hai kisi ko to propose kar dalo, Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte. Hamesha aapko SMS bhejta hu Aaj 1"MAAL" bhej raha hu (-_-) / / {. (. / ) . ( \ v ) chod k vapas bhej dijiega.Forward kar-kar k RANDI mat bana dena Sex karne k baad BOY:Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai. GIRL:meri CHOOT ke aashiq madarchod ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai. Asli Hindustani wo hai jo pakistan k flag ka condom pahan kr pak ki ladki ko tab tak chode jab tak wo JAI HIND na bole "Forward to all indians"Vande matram. 1 Ladki,1 kutiya se puchti hai : tum ek bar me itne bacche kaise deti ho?kutiya- haramjadi, ek bar sadak par nangi ghoom kar to dekh khud pata chal jayaga. Arz Kiya hai Aankhon me nami thi Aur Vitamin ki Kami thi Jis ne saari raat Mobile par baat kiya Wo meri Girl Frnd ki Mummy thi.. Harkato me shresth,Neechta me bejod,Nangepan me nipun,Nalayaki me guru,Randio ka chaheta,Bhadwo ka karjdaar..Aisi mahaan hasti ko meraLUNDVAT PRANAM. This Happens Only in India Imlee mili choosna shuru Deewar mili mootna shuru Juban dheeli hui Maa bhen chodna shuru Gaand mili ungli shuru Lund hath aaya khujana shuru Chaar yaar mile bakchodi shuru Ladki akeli dikhi chudai ki planing shuru & SMS mila ki forward karna shuru Toh Guru hoja shuru Boy: Mam Ladkiyon ko 13 saal se pehle bachcha nahi hota na. Madam: Ha beta nahi hota.Boy:to fir apni beti ko samjhaiye Na be Faaltu me dar rahi hai. Class me 1 ladki biscuit kha rahi thi.thoda khake bra me chupa rahi thi.sir bole kya kar rahi ho?bajuwala ladka bola:dudh me duba duba ke kha rahi hai sir. Santa airhostes se- ek glass dudh dena,airhostes ne apni bra uthakar kaha muh laga kar pilo,santa ne socha acha hua madarchod se pani nahi manga. Wife: Mere irade bade nek hain, Aap 1000ro me se ek hain. Husbend: Dimag ke hum bhi DON hain, tu pehle ye bata, Baki ke 999 kaun hain..! Sardar apni sali k lie chudi le gya.Sali ne kaha-jijaji aap hi pehna do.Sardar-oye yaar pehle pta hota to chaddi le aata....... 7 chatai par 7 sadhu baithe the 1admi ne sabse bade sadhu se pucha: baba ladkiya set nai hoti kya karu?Sadhu (chote sadhu se) 1 chatai aur laga bhai k Liye. wife utho ji dekho Billi saara dudh pee gai Husband teri to saari neend kharab kar di kitni baar bola ki bra pahan ke soya kar - kutubminar ko dekhkar ek shayer ne kaha dekho jalwa khuda e karim ka dekho jalwa khuda e karim ka aasman ko chodne nikla hai LODA zameen ka - Apko diya gaya LUND ek suvidha hai na ki aapka adhikar kripya iska upyog chodne me kare na ki mutthi marne me LCC Lund Care Center - Bhagwan ko Gussa Kab AtaHe Jab koi Kunwari Ladki Pregnent Ho Jati HeAurUski Maa Bolti He HEY BHAGWANYE TUNE KYA KIYA - Desh ka bachacha bigad raha hai,Bhai - Bhai se lad raha hai,Ladka zabardasti ladki par chad raha,Itna kuch ho raha hai,Aur tu LAWDA SMS padh raha hai. ('.')><\"\ _/"\_ ............. <('.') /"/> _/"\_ ............ ('.')><\"\ _/"\_ ............. <('.') /"/> _/"\_ ............. Itni KHUSHI mere SMS k ane ki.. Bus karo kamar LACHAK JAYEGI. ,~~~, (((~_~)))))) (((( . ) ( . ) ) . ( ( v ) \ | / Jahaanpana tussi gr8 ho, tohfa kubuul karo. >----> 2009 >----> 2009 >----> 2009 >---->2009 >--','--> HAPPY ,*'""\/""'*, *, NEW ,* YEAR "* ,,, *" [ 2010 ] Ek dua mangte hai hum apne bhagvan se., chahte hai aapki khushi pure iman se..! Sab hasrate puri ho aapki our aap muskaraye dilo-o jaan se...! AAPKO MERE OUR SE NAV VARS KI HARDIK SHUBH KAMNAYE... HaPpY NeW YeAr (*2010*) kadam kadam par shabdo ne shath chode diya jab jarurat padi to apno ne shath chode diya shath nibhane ki kashame khayi tPhoolo ko itna mat Sajaana Phool murjha B jate Hain Aaina ki Ada mat Apnaana Aaine fana B ho jate hain Kisi ko Toot kr Mat chahna LOG Bewafa B ho jahi jishane wakt padi to ushane bhi shath chode diya te Hain ..L SAI BABA ASHIRWAD WITH YOU.Inkar mat karna nahi to 12 saal tak unlucky ho jaoge.10 logo ko ye sms bhejo.kal tak achchi khabar aayegi...NOT JOKING TRY IT. Tera wo sadar bazar lafda Jo tune kya tha Ab sadar bazar se hi sadi karne ka erada hai kya Saibaba saw your sadness and said "hard times are over " if you believe in him send thirs to five people including me watch what happens in the next 30mins Trust.'good night' ..-._.--. '-., .':_-' I '-.___.. __.- .' LOVE '-' .-'.'- . MY ; '';-''. INDIA ;' '. ..- '}"" '-.,.} HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.Proud 2 be India.! "JAI MATA DI" Ye Jaikara vaishnodevi se chala hai.ise 19 logo ko bhejo, 9 din me life me kuch lucky hoga, Nahi bheja to galat hoga. Plz I request u... Koi geela na koi shikwa rahe hamse ye aarju hai ki silsila bana rahe hamse bas ak baat ki ummid hai aapse khafa na ho agar koi khata ho jay hamse EK LADKI KA RAPE HO RAHA THA, GUNDA RUK KAR BOLA:KAHA HAI TERA YAAR, DAM HAI TO BULA, LADKI: PLZ! TUM RUKO MAT, MAZA AA RAHA HAI, US CHUTIYE KO SMS PADNE DO.gn ..-._.--.'-., .': _-' I '-.___.. __ .- .' LOVE '-' .-' .'- . MY ; '';-' '. INDIA ;' '. ..- '}"" '-.,.} HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY. Kabhi tirange ko Sine se Laga lena, Kabhi 2 bund Aansu dharti pe Gira lena, Jinki Qurbanio se Zinda Ho Kabhi unki Tasvir pe Haar chadha dena HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY. Subah ke phul khil gye, panchi apni safar pe ud gye, suraj aate hi tare bhi chhup gye, kya tum mite nid se ut gye...¡ Good Morning /?\@(~..~)@ MATA VAISHNO DEVI apki manokamna puri kre Apko kasam h MATA k Is sms ko 9 logo ko bejo apko 1 kushkhbri jarur milegi.. AAJ BHARTIY FON DIVAS HAI!AAJ KE DIN APNE MOBILE KI PUJA KARE PUJA KI WIDHI IS PRAKAR HAI- 1.MOBILE KO SWITCH OFF KAR DE 2.BATERY AUR SIM NIKALE 3.MOBILE KO GUNGUNA PANI ME RAKHE 4.AB PILE KAPDE SE USE SUKHAYE 5.KEYPAD PAR SINDUR DAL KAR CHANDAN RAGDE 6.BATERY KO DUDH,SAHAD,GHI SE TAR KARE 7.SIM KO RIN SE DHOE 8.SABHI VASTUO KO MOBILE ME FIT KARE AUR BOLE RAM NAM SATYA HAI! EK SAYANA GANGUBAI KE GHAR JATA HAI AUR DARWAJA KNOCH KARTA HAI... GANGUBAI :KAUN? SAYANA:MAI GANGUBAI:MAI KAUN? SAYANA:TU GANGUBAI! ULHASNAGAR ME EK VYAPARI"BHAGWAN TU MUJHE 100 RS DEGA TO 50 TUMHE CHADAUNGA" KUCH DER BAD USE 50 RS PADE MILE! VYAPARI:KYA PRABHU!ITNA BHI BHAROSA NAHI APNA PAHLE HI KAT LIYA! AKSHAY AUR SALMAN KI PATNIYA KHO GAYI THI! SALMAN:AKSHY TERI BV KAISI DIKHTI HAI? AKSHAY:"5'7"ATI SUNDAR GORI CHITTHI 36-24-36 FIGAR MADBHARI ANKHE..AUR TERI? SALMAN:MERI WALI CHHOD CHAL APAN TERI DHUNDTE HAI! DIL ME CHAIN NAHI,ANG-ANG ME DARD WAHI! JI NA LAGE KAHI,A KHUDA KYA YAHI PYAR HAI? "NAHI BETA A CHIKANGUNIA KA BUKHAR HAI!" EK ADMI APNI BV SE:MERI MA TO DEVI HAI DEVI BV GUSSE ME:TO MANDIR ME GADWA DO MAI ROJ JA KAR MATHA TEK AAUNGI. Agar Aap mujhe sms nahi karoge to 10 din bad Aap Lal Pile Hare Nile Ho jaoge. Ghabrao nahi 10 din baad HOLI hai & hope i m 1st Wishing u. • HAPPY HOLI *Gn taange utha k karo ya faila k karo ya hila2 k karo ya aage piche hoke karo ya ghutne k bal karo kaise bhi hoke karo lekin ram dev ka yog roj karo. BHIGI AANKHO ME PYAS NAHI HOTI..BIKHRE DIL ME AAS NAHI HOTI.. JARUR KOI PYAR BHARA DIL TUTA HOGA..VARNA U DECEMBER KE MAHINE ME BARSAT NAHI HOTI...Good Morning. durgesh dansena mob. 8103570708, 9691536782
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Satya VachaN- NaraD Uwach- "

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 11:49 PM PDT

Satya VachaN- NaraD Uwach- "Naari-Naari mat kar bande, Naari narak ka dwar. Khush bhi hogi to kya degi.? Wahi Mal-Mutra ka dwar..!!! " NARAYAN NARAYAN..!! G.M. durgesh dansena mob. 8103570708, 9691536782
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Bhiga sa lagta hai aalam tumhe

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 11:47 PM PDT

Bhiga sa lagta hai aalam tumhe..Bhigi si lagti hai subah tumhe...Bhiga lag raha hai sara Jaha aaj tumhe....Uth ja yaar chaddi me MooT diya hai tune..good morning durgesh dansena mob. 8103570708, 9691536782
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Lamhe ye suhane sath ho na ho,

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 11:44 PM PDT

Lamhe ye suhane sath ho na ho, Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, Apki "DOSTI" hamesa iss dil me rahegi, chahe puri umar mulaqat ho na ho. "GOOD MORNING" durgesh dansena mob. 8103570708, 9691536782
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arey sameikyandra kodukulara m

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 11:13 PM PDT

arey sameikyandra kodukulara me moddalu balisi kottukuntunnaru ra, memu vesina biksha to batukutunnaru ra, mari enduku bayapadutunnaru, aeite telangana evvandi ra, JAI TELANGANA JAI JAI TELANGANA
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vikas pandey

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 10:54 PM PDT

bondhu mane janiye dea bondhu

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 07:57 PM PDT

bondhu mane janiye dea bondhu ami achi,, bondhu mane ghoraFera moner kachakach,, bondhu mane anek hasi ektu aviman.. bondhu mane hridoyer majhe valobasar tan.... jeet (9804411988)
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Tumi hole sei jon jake bondhu

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 07:38 PM PDT

Tumi hole sei jon jake bondhu bole daki,, tumi hole sei jon jake srithir pohe raki,, tumi hole sei jon jakemoner majhe rakhi, tobu boli bondhu amar 1 ta kotha rekho,, sara jibo emni kore amar pase theko....... tata
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hi sexy

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 07:18 PM PDT

i pray 4 u a life that U trul

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 07:00 PM PDT

i pray 4 u a life that U truly deserve, A life as bright as UR Smile, A life as wonderful as U want aamin GOOD MORNING
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rat kali hoti a sach,tum na da

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 05:24 PM PDT

rat kali hoti a sach,tum na dar na,rat me bahot kuch hota hai,tum na dar na,rat rat me bhut jag te hai fir bhi tum na dar na,rat me tum kisiko mat dikana nahi to o dar jaenga.vijayraj
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rathi silanu kanu nenu premin

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 04:30 PM PDT

rathi silanu kanu nenu preminchi maruva lenu rakshesudini kanu nenu venta padi vedincha lenu by suresh 9959535913
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Ek baar narad muni galion se j

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 04:17 PM PDT

Ek baar narad muni galion se ja rahe the to unke uper ek bra aaker geera. To narad muni kahe narayen narayen ye kaisa kalyug aa gaya hai AAM koi aur choos raha hai chilka mere upar phenk raha hai.
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I LOVE YOU.....TOO

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 03:02 PM PDT

I LOVE YOU......

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 03:01 PM PDT

Jeeti har baji to mashoor ho g

Posted: 09 Jul 2010 02:54 PM PDT

Jeeti har baji to mashoor ho gaye.Tum se mele to ansoo koso door ho gaye. Ek aapki dosti ke khatir hum kanch se kohinoor ho gaye. Vikas Pandey
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