Monday, August 16, 2010

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Patni : Arey Sasurji Ne Doosri Shaadi Ke

Patni : Arey Sasurji Ne Doosri Shaadi Ker li aapne Unko Kuch nahi Bola ??
Pati : Kyonki Unhone mujhse wada kia hai ki koi aacha rishta dekhke Teri bhi Shaadi kerwa Dunga...

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Ek Chor Chori Kerne Ek Ghar mein Ghusa .

Ek Chor Chori Kerne Ek Ghar mein Ghusa ..
Maalik : Kaun hai wahan ??
Chor : Miyaun
Maalik : Kaun Hai ??
Chor : Miyaaun
...Maalik : Arey Kaun hai ??
Chor : Saale Billi Hu Billi ...!!!

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The 2 Dangerous Weapons in This World Ot

The 2 Dangerous Weapons in This World Other than The Nuclear Bombs...
1. A Girl's Smile
2. A Girl's Tears
Both Make Men to Do Anything..!!

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Husband To Wife : Tum Meri Zindagi mein

Husband To Wife : Tum Meri Zindagi mein ho Aur....
Wife : Aur kya ??
Husband : Aur...
Wife shouted : Aur kya batao bhi....?
Husband : Aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi pe ..

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A cute Love Story with a Happy Ending ..

A cute Love Story with a Happy Ending ...
1 day, Somebody Proposed you .. And You Said 'Not Intrested'... & in this Way .. Somebody lived a Happy Life Forever..!!!

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Santa : Banta Suna hai tum apni biwi ke

Santa : Banta Suna hai tum apni biwi ke saath bartan dhote ho ...!!!
Banta : Haan Yaar to Kya hua woh bhi toh mere saath kapde Dhoti hai..!!
Santa : Fir Theek hai ...!!!

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Ek Ladka Apni Gfriend ka Gift dekh ke Be

Ek Ladka Apni Gfriend ka Gift dekh ke Behosh ho gaya..
Gift mein ek Love letter tha aur ek rakhi thee...
Love Letter mein Likha Tha : My Love whenever i see you ... Mujhe Mera Bhai yaad aa jaata hai ... !!

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Santa Dukandaar Se : Jaldi se MaccharDan

Santa Dukandaar Se : Jaldi se MaccharDani Do Mujhe Bus Pakadni hai ..!!
Dukandaar : Sorry Mere pass Itni Badi Macchardani nahi hai jisme bus pakdi jaa sake ..!!

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Baccha : Miss Main Aapko Kaisa Lagta hu

Baccha : Miss Main Aapko Kaisa Lagta hu ?
Miss : So Sweet
Baccha : Toh main Apne Mom-Dad ko aapke Ghar kab Bheju...
Miss : woh Kyon ?
Baccha : Taaki Woh Humari Baat Chalayein..
...Miss : What ?
Baccha : Tution Ke Liye

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An idea Can Change Your Life But A Girl

An idea Can Change Your Life But A Girl Can Change Ur Ideas... So Always Change Your Girlfriends to Get New Ideas..
What An Idea Sirji ...!!!

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