Friday, October 1, 2010

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A baby mosquito came back after its 1st

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st flight.
Dad: How did u feel?
Baby Mosquito: Dad it was wonderful, evry1 was clapping 4 me.

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Child: Mom, I want to have an apple.

Child: Mom, I want to have an apple.
Mom: But you had ur lunch just now.
Child: I have broken the window glass of the Doctor so I want to keep him away

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N- nav chetnaA- akhand jyotiV- v

N- nav chetna
A- akhand jyoti
V- vighn nashak
R- raat jageshwari
A- anand dayi
T- trikal darshi
R- raksh karti
A- ambe maa

Shubh Navratra!!

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Santa: Oh! I went to theatre tomorrow. O

Santa: Oh! I went to theatre tomorrow. One man cut other man. Banta: In which theatre?
Santa: Operation theatre.

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Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this

Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this cute girl, which machine should I use?
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.

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Jeeto: Why are you studying blood relate

Jeeto: Why are you studying blood related books?
Santa: Darling, doctor told me that tomorrow is my blood test. So, I want to score good marks.

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Ek Tera Gham Jo Paal Betha Hun,Dekh

Ek Tera Gham Jo Paal Betha Hun,
Dekh Kitna Nidhaal Betha Hun,
Ek Teri Baat Maan'ney K Liye,
Sab Ki Bato'N Ko Taal Betha Hun ..

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Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hay,Dosti ka a

Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hay,Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay,
Aap ko lagta hai hum kuch nahin sochte ap k bare main.Per hamari her baat main aap ka hi ziker hota hai.

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kamal ka shakhs tha jis ne meri zindagi

kamal ka shakhs tha jis ne meri zindagi tabha
kr di
raaz ki baat to ye hai k dil us se khafa ab b
nhi..

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lrki: papa aik larka baar baar I LOVE U

lrki: papa aik larka baar baar I LOVE U khta hy, kya karoon.........papa: beta us se shadi kr lay................zindagi mein agr dobara bol day tou mera naam badal dena.....

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