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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Jokes SMS

Jokes SMS
Jokes SMS
Santa Banta SMS
Santa Banta SMS
Halloween SMS
Halloween SMS
Halloween SMS
Halloween SMS
Halloween SMS
Halloween SMS
Santa Banta SMS
Santa Banta SMS
Jokes SMS

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Teacher: How old is ur father?
Santa: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Santa: He became father only after I was born.

Jokes SMS

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# Teacher: What will we g

# Teacher: What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined?
Pappu: BANANA

Santa Banta SMS

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Santa was getting bitten

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole nyt.
He got so irritated dat he drank poison & said: Ha ha! bite me now u devils, now all of u will die.

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Santa is driving a jeep i

Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle.
Tourist: How do we escape if lion comes now?
Santa: Give right indicator and turn left.

Halloween SMS

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Being in a band
you ca

Being in a band
you can wear whatever you want -
it�s like an excuse for Halloween everyday.
~Gwen Stefani

Halloween SMS

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You wouldn�t believe
O

You wouldn�t believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.
~Carolyn Wells

Halloween SMS

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On Halloween, witches com

On Halloween, witches come true;
Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park�.
~Nicholas Gordon

Halloween SMS

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On Hallowe�en the thing y

On Hallowe�en the thing you must do
Is pretend that nothing can frighten you
And if somethin� scares you and you want to run
Just let on like it�s Hallowe�en fun.

Halloween SMS

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Hobgoblins know the prope

Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new�.
~Nicholas Gordon

Halloween SMS

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Shadows of a thousand yea

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, �Tonight is Halloween!�
~Dexter Kozen

Santa Banta SMS

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Santa & Banta were talkin

Santa & Banta were talking.
Banta: I got married bcoz I was tired of eating out, cleaning house, & doing laundry work.
Santa: I took divorce 4 the same reason!

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Santa: In my dreams, rats

Santa: In my dreams, rats play football every night.
Dr: Take this tablet, you will be OK.
Santa: Can I take it tomorrow?
Dr.: Y?
Santa: Tonight is the final match.