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“Latest Indian Cricket Team Joke - Which no more applies” plus 7 more - Sms 'n' Shayari.com

“Latest Indian Cricket Team Joke - Which no more applies” plus 7 more - Sms 'n' Shayari.com

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Latest Indian Cricket Team Joke - Which no more applies

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 09:54 AM PDT

The joke we are going to share was very much applicable to Indian cricket but after winning 2011 ICC world cup, this is now not valid but still we are sharing it as before world cup, it was really very true.

DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live
with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never
beat anybody !!!

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Cricket Sports Jokes Collection- Indian Jokes English

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 09:50 AM PDT

Here is a small collection of jokes on India’s favourite sport ie. Cricket :

Beer and Cricket

In a country town match, the batsman was out first ball. ‘Not like last week,’ said the wicket-keeper.

‘No,’ said the batsman. ‘Last week I stayed in and got forty and when I got back all the beer was gone!’

Don’t be a Silly Batsman

The cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.
At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said ‘I’m anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That’s my wife’s mother over there.
‘Don’t be silly,’ said the wicket-keeper. ‘You’ll never hit her at two hundred yards.

New rules for Indian Cricket

1) Declaring the winner: If Pakistan bats first and scores x runs then
the target for India will be revised to x/2. They need to score (x/2)+1
runs to be declared winner. If India bats first then the number of overs
for Pakistan will be reduced to 25. Even after these modifications India
contrive to lose, they will be awarded psychological victory.

2) Fielding restrictions: When India is fielding, as soon as any fielder
touches the ball, it will be deemed as dead ball and Pakistan batsmen
will only be allowed to complete that run. This modification is being
done to eliminate time being wasted for overthrows etc.

3) By popular demand from Indian players, a few additional coaches have
been included in the touring party with immediate effect. They are,
Batting coach : Ravi Shastri
Bowling Coach(with experience in Sharjah conditions) : Chetan
Sharma
Fielding Coach : Ravi Shastri(Dual responsibility)
TV Commercials Coach : Salman Khan
Video Coach : Name will be announced later

4) As the deadline to submit final 15 players for the 1999 World Cup is
over, the result of the match on 18th April between 1983 Indian team and
the current team will not have any bearing on the team going to England.

Any other suggestions are welcome. We at the ICC would like to
ascertain again our commitment to spread the game of cricket globally, from Mozambique to Maldives and from Turkmenistan to Tibet.

Thanking You.
Yours Sincerely,
Jagmohan Dalmiya

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Gujarati Navratri SMS Collection - Messages (New n Cool)

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 09:40 AM PDT

Few messages for the occasion of Navratri in the Gujarati …

Sudhari leva jevi chhe potani BHUL
Bhuli java devi chhe Bijanu BHUL
Aatlu manvi kare Kabul
To har roj dil ma uge SUKH na PHOOL

Happy Navratri

Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,
dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,
fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,
rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu…
HAPPY NAVRATRI!

Kesariyo rang rane laagyo lyaa garba
kesariyo rang tane laagyo re lol

Happy Garga !!! Happy Navratri

RaagOdhni odhu odhu ne udi jay).

SMS karu karu ne udi jay,
SMs karu karu ne udi jay.
tu reang bahar jay,
mara call miss thay,
mara simcard maa kai kai thay!
SMS karu karu ne udi jay………

ho….re….ho….re,
tara mobile na number badlay,
hy hy hy mara call return thay,
na dyvert thay,
na download thay.
mara graphics maa dalada vindhay!
SMS karu karu ne udi jay………

ho….re….ho….re,
mai betriyo discharge thay,
hy hy hy maro hand set pachday,
na tower pakday,
na ringtone badlay,
mara menu ma bip bip thay!
SMS karu karu ne udi jay………

vare vare SMS karata chokra ne chokri kahe che………

ho….re….ho….re,
SMS ude to bhale udi jay,
SMs ude to bhale udi jay.
tane aapu na bhav,
tu kaam bahu khay,
tara SMS hoy che bhangar!
SMS ude to bhale udi jay………

ho….re….ho….re,
tara sasta prepaid na card,
hy hy hy pacho udhari maal,
na roming maa jay,
na call forvard thay,
tara natwork no bhare che ttrass!
SMS ude to bhale udi jay………

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Mobile CNG Station - Chalta Firta CNG Station

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 09:24 AM PDT

A nice joke in Hindi as well in English version for you!

“Aaj ki Khaas baat”

3 mooli k parathy

2 gobi k parathy

1plate maash ki daal
Or
1pyala ublay chany

Ek sath khaye’n

Or

Chalta Phirta
CNG STATION BAN JAYE’N

Now those who don’t know, we have its english version but before that you should know that Paratha is a very famous form of kind of bread in India which is very heavy to digest, so here it goes..

Tip of the Day:

3 White Radish Parathe

2 Cauliflower Parathe

1 plate maash daal
or
I bowl boiled gram

and

then we have

become a mobile CNG station :)

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Jai Mata Di - Navratra Bhadhai - Ascii Facebook Wall comment

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 09:11 AM PDT

One more simple yet cool way to send wishes in designer way ie. ASCII art for the wishes of Navratri. Simply paste on your friends facebook wall and send your text in stylish way and without any frills.

+-+-+-+ +-+-+-+-+ +-+-+
|J|a|i| |M|a|t|a| |D|i|
+-+-+-+ +-+-+-+-+ +-+-+

+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ +-+-+ +-+-+-+-+-+-+
|N|a|v|r|a|t|r|a| |k|i| |H|a|r|d|i|k|
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ +-+-+ +-+-+-+-+-+-+

+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
|S|h|u|b|h|k|a|m|n|a|y|e|n|
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

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Ascii Jai Mata Di Orkut Scrap - Navratri Scrap

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 09:06 AM PDT

Note: Just paste it in orkut or facebook wall, it will look good over there.

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:::::: ##:::’## ##:::. ##::
:::::: ##::’##:. ##::: ##::
:::::: ##:’##:::. ##:: ##::
‘##::: ##: #########:: ##::
##::: ##: ##…. ##:: ##::
. ######:: ##:::: ##:’####:
:……:::..:::::..::….::

‘##::::’##::::’###::::’########::::’###::::
###::’###:::’## ##:::… ##..::::’## ##:::
####’####::’##:. ##::::: ##:::::’##:. ##::
## ### ##:’##:::. ##:::: ##::::’##:::. ##:
##. #: ##: #########:::: ##:::: #########:
##:.:: ##: ##…. ##:::: ##:::: ##…. ##:
##:::: ##: ##:::: ##:::: ##:::: ##:::: ##:
..:::::..::..:::::..:::::..:::::..:::::..::

‘########::’####:
##…. ##:. ##::
##:::: ##:: ##::
##:::: ##:: ##::
##:::: ##:: ##::
##:::: ##:: ##::
########::’####:
……..:::….::

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Goddess Durga Navratri Card- Graphics

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 06:48 AM PDT

A new greeting card of Goddess Durga. Best to send wishes of Navratri to your friends and family.

 

Goddess Durga Navratra Graphics

Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
Just copy and paste following CODE to use the above greeting….

For Blogs and Orkut / Facebook / websites etc…

For Forums / community etc….

 

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2011 Navratra Greetings - Navratra Cards (New & Latest)

Posted: 04 Apr 2011 06:30 AM PDT

A glittering glitter greeting card for the Navratri festival specially for you.

 

Navratra Greeting

Wanna use and show it to your friends ?
Just copy and paste following CODE to use the above greeting….

For Blogs and Orkut / Facebook / websites etc…

For Forums / community etc….

 

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