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Secret to Live Life to Full with all Fun- check out ! Posted: 03 Apr 2010 11:40 PM PDT Here is something you may wish to read, its send to us by one of SnS reader. I hope you will like it. Let us know what you feel about it! It is interesting and very good to share on email or on social network sites with your friends.   A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?” “I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.” “That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?” “Thirty-four,” she replied. Submitted by : Ash Be Friend of Ash on Orkut! Also Try Following : New Sweat message sms Have a great week ahead(sunday morning sms) Promise Day Message for Friendship-For Friend Seventeen Spiritual Lessons- Free Online eBook Download Need Expert advice on variety of topics? Click here to Join eTI- Something for everyone! Want your own sms / messages to be shown on smsnshayari.com ? Click here now! Do you want us to publish special sms for particular day or ocassion ? Just Tell Us now !

Marriage n Life Quotations Collection-Funny & Humor Posted: 03 Apr 2010 11:29 PM PDT Below, I found a very nice collection of Quotes for Life of a Married Man, almost all are funny , humorous and can be eye opening for few too. Bachelors will love them.   Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! –Anonymous —————————— —————————— ——— Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. –Oscar Wilde —————————— —————————— ———- Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. –Scottish Proverb —————————— —————————— ———- I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. –Sam Kinison —————————— —————————— ———- A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. –Anonymous —————————— —————————— ——— Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too. –H. L. Mencken —————————— —————————— ——— Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. –H. L. Mencken —————————— —————————— ———- - “A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.” - U2 —————————— —————————— ———- - Marriage is a three-ring circus: –engagement ring —wedding ring —suffering —————————— —————————— ——— When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. —————————— —————————— ——— Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. —————————— —————————— ———- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. —————————— —————————— ——— I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. –Anonymous —————————— —————————— ———- I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” She said,”Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?” –Anonymous —————————— —————————— —— We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. —————————— —————————— ——- My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. –Anonymous —————————— —————————— ——- She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. –Anonymous —————————— —————————— ——— She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” Following her down the street I yelled, “No, jump in.” –Anonymous —————————— —————————— ——— Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says “the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs…..” –Anonymous —————————— —————————— ——— If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course… at least he’ll shut up after u let him in! –Anonymous —————————— —————————— ——— A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, ‘Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?” The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?”The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied “My wife’s first husband.” —————————— —————————— ———- A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled ” It really works ! “* Also Try Following : Old man will get back .. fun joke Husband and Wife - The Life After Death - Humorous Begum kyun kehte hain-humor my wife can laugh(Humour) Need Expert advice on variety of topics? Click here to Join eTI- Something for everyone! Want your own sms / messages to be shown on smsnshayari.com ? Click here now! Do you want us to publish special sms for particular day or ocassion ? Just Tell Us now !

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